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@helldude "This is how the angel of history must look. His face is turned toward the past. Where we perceive a chain of events, he sees one catastrophe, which keeps piling wreckage upon wreckage hurling it before his feet."

ÔÇö Walter Benjamin, ÔÇťTheses on the Philosophy of HistoryÔÇŁ

my publicly admitting on Mastodon that I graduated high school in 1993 is some passive-aggressive bullshit

teen selfie 

teen selfie 

There's no fun cults right now because all the guys now with shitty beards who would have started them if they lived in the 70s all became podcasters

I may fuck around and give myself nostalgia poisoning by listening to Twin Cinema by The New Pornographers, the album that screams "oh my god 2005 was a shitty horrible confusing year" through every fiber of my being


Cops, a New Rumor IÔÇÖm Starting 

the day civilization fell was the day social media platforms forced circular avis on us

@bucolicgoof feeling like there's at least three panels' worth of Roast Beef having a panic attack over exactly how much the electronic game board on Tic Tac Dough contributed to global warming

always thought the wall-mounted light bulbs of the game shows of my youth were really cool and fun (and elegant, but in a different way than chandeliers, which I also considered elegant) and now that I'm a homeowner I wonder how impractical they would be (almost certainly very)

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We seek Tl├Ân. (Invite-only instance intended for friends of mine to have a comfortable migration from birdsite, admin @MuseumMichael)